siss
11-03-2014, 10:07 AM
As you all know, I have "inside" information on how Ben prepares for the game on sunday.
This was Ben's week preparing for the Ravens…
Monday: Ben Jr woke his daddy up for a diaper change. Ben got the kids breakfast. Went to the office, relived record setting game.
Tuesday: Day off, made breakfast, changed diapers, cleaned kitchen, hosted a radio show. Taught Jr how to pump fake…the kind of pump fake were you yourself think you are throwing the ball…until you don't throw the ball because Antonio Brown is up in the back of the end zone…wide open
Wed: Made breakfast, changed diapers, cleaned kitchen, went to practice, got game plan.
Thursday: Made breakfast, changed diapers, cleaned kitchen, went to practice, Taught Jr and Baylee the Steeler fight song, watched ESPN…got pissed
Friday: Made breakfast, changed diapers, cleaned kitchen, taught receivers how to run a skinny post. Jr is no longer allowed to watch ESPN…he starts throwing toys…
Saturday: Made breakfast, changed diapers, cleaned Kitchen Mrs. Big Ben prepares a lovely BBQ Raven dinner…it tastes like chicken…Curiously Ben Jr loves fried Raven just as much as his daddy.
Sunday: Throw 6 more TD's and beat Ravens…break more records!
This was Ben's week preparing for the Ravens…
Monday: Ben Jr woke his daddy up for a diaper change. Ben got the kids breakfast. Went to the office, relived record setting game.
Tuesday: Day off, made breakfast, changed diapers, cleaned kitchen, hosted a radio show. Taught Jr how to pump fake…the kind of pump fake were you yourself think you are throwing the ball…until you don't throw the ball because Antonio Brown is up in the back of the end zone…wide open
Wed: Made breakfast, changed diapers, cleaned kitchen, went to practice, got game plan.
Thursday: Made breakfast, changed diapers, cleaned kitchen, went to practice, Taught Jr and Baylee the Steeler fight song, watched ESPN…got pissed
Friday: Made breakfast, changed diapers, cleaned kitchen, taught receivers how to run a skinny post. Jr is no longer allowed to watch ESPN…he starts throwing toys…
Saturday: Made breakfast, changed diapers, cleaned Kitchen Mrs. Big Ben prepares a lovely BBQ Raven dinner…it tastes like chicken…Curiously Ben Jr loves fried Raven just as much as his daddy.
Sunday: Throw 6 more TD's and beat Ravens…break more records!