View Full Version : What to do in the month of September if you're Ben Roethlisberger
Benny says he has a plan for his suspension. We don't have much else to discuss, so why not speculate what our franchise Pro Bowl is gunna do during his timeout.
I've compiled a list of things Ben could do:
1. Take a few receivers who are cut from the Steelers (maybe even the Browns or Ravens) and work out with them.
2. Call Santonio Holmes
3. Work out at Miami
4. I wonder what Martin Nance is doing in Sept?
5. Oklahoma anyone?
6. Go to a local high school and work out and be a guest coach (that would also keep his halo shiny)
7. Hire Ken Anderson or even Bill Cowher to train and work out with him.
8. Continue his stud workout and throw footballs at a tire for 3 hours a day.
9. Plexico Buress?
10. Absolutely nothing. He will rely on his talent to get back and not miss a beat. (this one is not serious)
BuddhaBus
08-13-2010, 02:03 PM
I don't care as long as he's not hanging out near college bar bathrooms, dammit! :heh:
SteelCityMan786
08-13-2010, 02:10 PM
I don't care as long as he's not hanging out near college bar bathrooms, dammit! :heh:
Now if he is out being a classy guy trying to find himself Miss Right and does it the proper manner, then that's a proper manner. Just don't do it in the bathroom.
There are plenty of fish in the sea but Ben needs to stop fishing off the bars dock at 2:30 in the morning.
steelerdude15
08-13-2010, 03:24 PM
I'd probably work out if I was him and stay in shape.
salamander
08-13-2010, 04:04 PM
Work out, keep it shape, and don't stop throwing footballs.
...and stay away from any bar.
Killer
08-13-2010, 05:23 PM
Take a trip to Europe and find a nice Polish bride.
tony hipchest
08-13-2010, 05:35 PM
There are plenty of fish in the sea but Ben needs to stop fishing off the bars dock at 2:30 in the morning.
i agree. he should just get away. get him a nice boat and go sailing for a nice peaceful month of rest and relaxation, to reflect and gather his thoughts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8&feature=related
HometownGal
08-13-2010, 06:01 PM
Spend the entire month in a convent with Sister Mary Whoopurass.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nKa-dM7PvEo/Sz0PiWMlXGI/AAAAAAAAEJo/CxxunFAN22o/s400/mean+nun.jpg
tony hipchest
08-13-2010, 06:05 PM
:chuckle:
boats and hos sounds much more fun though.
http://www.steelersuniverse.com/forums/image.php?u=141&dateline=1275533214 (http://www.steelersuniverse.com/forums/member.php?141-tony-hipchest)
solardave
08-13-2010, 06:11 PM
[QUOTE=tony hipchest;36356]:chuckle:
boats and hos sounds much more fun though.
[URL="http://www.steelersuniverse.com/forums/member.php?141-tony-hipchest"] http://www.steelersuniverse.com/forums/image.php?u=141&dateline=1275533214
DAMN TONY! you ain't serious I hope.:lol:
HometownGal
08-13-2010, 06:25 PM
Spend the entire month in a convent with Sister Mary Whoopurass.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nKa-dM7PvEo/Sz0PiWMlXGI/AAAAAAAAEJo/CxxunFAN22o/s400/mean+nun.jpg
And her sister. . .
Mean Mutha Fucka Superior:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NItsx21TfEc/SxFiyCAStmI/AAAAAAAAAK4/eLpfsX1XQOM/s400/Nun+with+ruler.jpg
:chuckle:
boats and hos sounds much more fun though.
http://www.steelersuniverse.com/forums/image.php?u=141&dateline=1275533214 (http://www.steelersuniverse.com/forums/member.php?141-tony-hipchest)
Hos are what got him in the mess in the first place!
He and Holmes should go crash a few weddings.
Stlrs4Life
08-13-2010, 08:06 PM
I'd probably work out if I was him and stay in shape.
I agree, that's what he better be doing.
tony hipchest
08-13-2010, 08:09 PM
Hos are what got him in the mess in the first place!
ok... maybe just go sailing then and skip the hos, but dont be so skeptical....
even if young girls are around, something can be worked out to keep him outta trouble.
What about Ben?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrbY4hsNh64
stillers4me
08-13-2010, 08:10 PM
He better be in bros before hoes mode.
memphissteelergirl
08-14-2010, 08:02 AM
I'd probably work out if I was him and stay in shape.
^Ding.....ding....ding! Winner!
Butch
08-14-2010, 08:31 AM
Study game films of 4-3 defenses.
Make a guest appearance at Fox and have a chat with Terry and Howie and the boys
Go find Go to Hell Godell and kick his lilly ass as a favor for Steeler Nation
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