Witness: Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in his car

[stillers4me]

When Jets (http://nj.com/jets)tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana (http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/01/kellen_winslow_charged_in_morris_county_with_posse ssion_of_synthetic_pot.html) outside a Target in East Hanover back in November, police were called to the scene because a woman thought she saw him masturbating in his vehicle in the parking lot, according to court documents.

The redacted incident report from East Hanover police shows that on Nov. 19 at 5:30 p.m., cops responded to a call from a woman who said she had parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade outside the Target along Route 10. A man was sitting inside the Escalade with the window open, said the woman, whose name was redacted in the incident report. That man would later be identified as Winslow, 30, who lives in Madison.

From the report:.........

Read more @ http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/01/witness_told_police_jets_tight_end_kellen_winslow_ jr_was_masturbating_in_his_car.html

[Bluecoat96]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ_wh12gf2w

[stillers4me]

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"DON'T BE A DUMBASS."

[Hindes204]

What the......

[zulater]

Synthetic marijuana is worse for you than the real stuff. One more reason the real stuff should be legal.

As far as the masturbating moron goes. That who the Browns picked instead of Big Ben! :sofunny: Hope this ends what little career he had left.

[vader29]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ_wh12gf2w

:lol:

Frank and Beans! Frank and Beans!

[fansince'76]

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

[venom]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeMkkJfCQAAKDHc.png

[tube517]

But he's a warrior........ Who's hitchhiking to heaven :chuckle:

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[Bluecoat96]

Occasionally Florio writes some funny stuff.


http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/17/kellen-winslow-i-was-just-changing-clothes/


Jets tight end Kellen Winslow has responded to an allegation that the self-proclaimed soldier was performing training exercises in a Target parking lot before he was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana last November.

[blackngldblood]

:lol:

Frank and Beans! Frank and Beans!

"How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?"


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[Bluecoat96]

Here's what I wanna know. What was going through his head that made him decide that a Target parking lot would be a good place to do the five knuckle shuffle? Do all the great deals inside the store make him so horny that he felt the need to be "jerkin' his gherkin" in his car? How can somebody think that " taming the trousersnake" in public is ok?

[GBMelBlount]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ_wh12gf2w

LOL

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Here's what I wanna know. What was going through his head that made him decide that a Target parking lot would be a good place to do the five knuckle shuffle? Do all the great deals inside the store make him so horny that he felt the need to be "jerkin' his gherkin" in his car? How can somebody think that " taming the trousersnake" in public is ok?

Maybe he was working out.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XesK6uV6fc

[smokin3000gt]

Sounds like a boner sighting. Nothing illegal about that...

[steelreserve]

You know what, I'm going to have to break from popular opinion and say I'm 100% in support of this.

[tube517]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y41ORcEvdBA :chuckle:

[Devilsdancefloor]

i bet daddy is proud and wtf is going on with the JETS and showing their man hole

[The Patriot]

The New York Jets, everybody.

[KeiselPower99]

Well maybe the house was full of the wife and kids......A mans gotta do what a mans needs to do!!!!

[Dwinsgames]

probably fantasizing about FA and potentially a real QB throwing to him

[venom]

Here is Charles Barkley talking about this on air during a Basket Ball game - Hilarious


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5QXQSsG51Q

[Spike]

there's a law against this?

[steelreserve]

there's a law against this?

I know, right? Some people just don't feel the love.