I am a stimulated chick-magnet who loves to bake toilets

[venom]

What are you ??

http://www.whatyouare.net/

[Count Steeler]

Corpulent midget who loves to dejuice kangaroos

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2nd try:

godly pimp who loves to make pattysaurs

[steeldawg]

1. I am a Titanic Viking prince who loves to punch penises.
2. I am a microphilic midget who loves to swallow ears.

[7SteelGal43]

tit grabbing size queen who loves to nibble ears

[Bluecoat96]

I am a very large chick magnet who likes to locate nipples.

Sounds about right.