stillers4me
10-24-2013, 05:29 AM
It took Mike Tomlin the entirety of 264 words to get through what he called the Steelers (http://triblive.com/sports/steelers/)' “laundry list of injuries” a couple days ago. And he did so as casually as ever, in that classic NFL injury parlance that cites nothing more than the existence of a given anatomical part.
You know …
“Kelvin Beachum has some right ribs,” the coach began.
Good thing, too. Can really help a man breathe.
“Brett Keisel has left ribs.”
Stands to reason, given Beachum having some on the other side.
“LaMarr Woodley has a right knee.”
Bet there's a match for that, too.
“Lawrence Timmons broke his left hand. That's been casted. He's ready to go.”
Wait, what? ........
Read more: http://triblive.com/sports/dejankovacevic/dejancolumns/4931015-74/timmons-kovacevic-steelers#ixzz2idMdGk5o
You know …
“Kelvin Beachum has some right ribs,” the coach began.
Good thing, too. Can really help a man breathe.
“Brett Keisel has left ribs.”
Stands to reason, given Beachum having some on the other side.
“LaMarr Woodley has a right knee.”
Bet there's a match for that, too.
“Lawrence Timmons broke his left hand. That's been casted. He's ready to go.”
Wait, what? ........
Read more: http://triblive.com/sports/dejankovacevic/dejancolumns/4931015-74/timmons-kovacevic-steelers#ixzz2idMdGk5o