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Godfather
10-06-2013, 07:13 PM
BWAHAHAHA!!! 13-6!!!

(Sadly, all we have left this season is schadenfreude...)

Texasteel
10-06-2013, 07:24 PM
I would count myself as a Metro-sexual. I like it in the metro, the country, inside, outside,,,,,,,,,, you name it.

salamander
10-06-2013, 07:57 PM
I don't have it in me to bust on any team until we win a game ourselves. But Tom Brady is gay and fuck the Patriots. :heh:

st33lersguy
10-06-2013, 08:11 PM
I would have hoped that the Bengals would have lost as well

stillers4me
10-06-2013, 08:14 PM
This actually ruins my week. ...

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Count Steeler
10-06-2013, 08:22 PM
The Bengals do have a pretty awesome defensive front. Hope our O Line gels quickly, cause we do have to play them again.

fansince'76
10-06-2013, 08:59 PM
The Bengals ended Brady's streak of 52 consecutive games with a touchdown pass on Sunday, sacking him on his first pass attempt and keeping the pressure going. (Gee, that sounds oddly familiar...)

...Geno Atkins sacked Brady on his first pass attempt, and the Bengals (3-2) dropped him four times overall. And that wasn't all: New England (4-1) failed to get into the end zone after a first-and-goal from the 1-yard line in the fourth quarter. (Gee, that also sounds oddly familiar...)

...''We knew we were going to have our hands full, but we were able to get to Brady on the second play,'' defensive tackle Domata Peko said. ''After that, you could see he was a little shaky. If you hit somebody enough, they're going to make mistakes.''

But Brady would still excel behind our OL, right, Edman? :rolleyes:

zulater
10-07-2013, 05:59 AM
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4597832387985478&pid=15.1

Dig Brady's new do. :lol:

Devilsdancefloor
10-07-2013, 07:30 AM
I would count myself as a Metro-sexual. I like it in the metro, the country, inside, outside,,,,,,,,,, you name it.

Ed, i cant see you being one

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

ALLD
10-07-2013, 10:25 AM
Dude lost his butt buddy and safety valve, Welker, to the Broncos- who will win the SB.

Bluecoat96
10-07-2013, 11:08 AM
Dude lost his butt buddy and safety valve, Welker, to the Broncos- who will win the SB.

Exactly. This year it seems to be the Broncos' year to win. They are just crazy good.

steelreserve
10-07-2013, 11:19 AM
"Metrosexual" is being pretty generous IMO ...



Dude lost his butt buddy and safety valve, Welker, to the Broncos- who will win the SB.


Exactly. This year it seems to be the Broncos' year to win. They are just crazy good.


Also - the Broncos? Just watch. They'll do something nobody expected, like lose to the Colts in the first playoff game. Just for the irony of they guy they ran Manning out of town for and tanked an entire season for, being the one that ruins his best shot at winning another title. That type of shit happens ALL. THE. TIME. Why? Just because.

ALLD
10-07-2013, 11:34 AM
I remember when the 14-2 Chiefs lost in the first round. Manning does have the rep for choking, but Elway does not.

The Patriot
10-07-2013, 02:59 PM
Dude lost his butt buddy and safety valve, Welker, to the Broncos

Also his sugar daddy, Gronk. And Hernandez the homicidal sadist.

Broncos better not win the Super Bowl this year. My head will explode.

tube517
10-07-2013, 03:10 PM
I have a feeling the Donkeys wont win it all this year. Usually those teams with the ultra high powered offense sputter before or in the Super Bowl.

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ALLD
10-07-2013, 03:20 PM
It was supposed to be a Broncos - 49ers SB from TPTB, but the 49ers aren't as good as they thought they were....that's why the other teams took the field!!!!

All that offense in the Broncos/Cowboys yesterday was not that entertaining overall. I didn't have a horse in that race and it seems like the game lost an important facet without defense. Note my UN.

Godfather
10-07-2013, 06:45 PM
4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.



This one doesn't really belong on the list. Maybe it's because I lived in Louisiana for 12 years.

And Eggs Benedict is basically a glorified Egg McMuffin.

Shoes
10-07-2013, 07:44 PM
.....we're still 0-4 tho.

ALLD
10-07-2013, 07:50 PM
.....we're still 0-4 tho.

We might be 0-4, but Ben isn't gay.

vader29
10-15-2013, 11:18 PM
:chuckle:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1484352.1381703179!/img/httpImage/edelmangif.gif

http://i43.tinypic.com/2z8zx9g.jpg

Devilsdancefloor
10-16-2013, 07:11 AM
:chuckle:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1484352.1381703179!/img/httpImage/edelmangif.gif

http://i43.tinypic.com/2z8zx9g.jpg

LOL practice makes perfect!

GoSlash27
10-16-2013, 05:48 PM
Tom Brady's not "metrosexual", he's gay. There's a difference.

zulater
11-18-2013, 10:55 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZaHl3gCYAAQ3tS.jpg:large

tube517
11-18-2013, 10:58 PM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1856411-tom-brady-drops-f-bomb-on-refs-after-controversial-no-call-on-final-play

Here, he is complaining about the size of Gisele's strap-on.

oneforthetoe
11-18-2013, 11:07 PM
I love seeing him lose as much as the rest, but that was a terrible non- call. That was pass interference regardless of what the NFL says.

zulater
11-18-2013, 11:10 PM
I love seeing him lose as much as the rest, but that was a terrible non- call. That was pass interference regardless of what the NFL says.

The only thing worse than the non call was the ex ref defending the call afterwards.

fansince'76
11-18-2013, 11:21 PM
My heart bleeds... :violin:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmM6D98TRUk

fansince'76
11-18-2013, 11:25 PM
The only thing worse than the non call was the ex ref defending the call afterwards.

Still not half as bad as Gruden's indignant "outrage" over it after spending the entire game ballwashing the Patriots up to that point...

zulater
11-18-2013, 11:25 PM
My heart bleeds... :violin:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmM6D98TRUk

I think it's hilarious that the Pats got screwed on a call. :chuckle:

X-Terminator
11-18-2013, 11:34 PM
After all of the calls that Marsha and the Pats* have benefitted from over the years, I say fuck him. Now he knows what it's like to be on the business end of a screwjob...that isn't from his wife's 12-inch rubber dong, that is.

tube517
11-18-2013, 11:46 PM
My heart bleeds... :violin:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmM6D98TRUk

This...


After all of the calls that Marsha and the Pats* have benefitted from over the years, I say fuck him. Now he knows what it's like to be on the business end of a screwjob...that isn't from his wife's 12-inch rubber dong, that is.

.....and this.

vader29
11-19-2013, 12:31 AM
http://1o983vok8t81oeev33de64c8nq.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bradymadmzkdt.gif

Seven
11-19-2013, 12:43 AM
What happened at the end of the game? I keep hearing about some controversial play but I don't know the specifics.

steel striker
11-19-2013, 02:58 PM
Well at the end of the game Brady pass was pick off. Then there was a late flag which lokked to be PI on Gronk but, then the ref's picked up the deemed this pass not catchable. I was happy because I HATE TOM BRADY!

zulater
11-19-2013, 03:50 PM
What happened at the end of the game? I keep hearing about some controversial play but I don't know the specifics.

http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/101796/mnf-no-call-common-sense-got-lost

All explained here including a replay of events.

In my opinion there's no doubt it was a terrible non call. But after seeing the Pats in effect call their own penalties three weeks ago against the Steelers I couldn't be happier with the screwing they got here.

ALLD
11-19-2013, 05:32 PM
Didn't he get a 15-yd roughing for somebody brushing his face mask yesterday? And weren't there non-calls on the other team too? At least this time the Pats were not handed the game by way of penalty or cheating. They ultimately lost when all things ultimately evened out in the end.

zulater
11-19-2013, 06:23 PM
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1466145_587400341308924_2127273908_n.jpg

silver & black
11-19-2013, 07:44 PM
Any time the Patr*ots get fucked it's fine by me!

steelerdiva
11-19-2013, 08:22 PM
It was a bad call (or non-call however you want to put it)....but hey, I am glad the Pats* got hosed. Poetic justice.

touchdownward
11-19-2013, 09:12 PM
The pats were screwed, but its still funny. Where was Bellicheat after the game? At least Gaydy was in the ref's grill.

vader29
12-11-2013, 12:59 PM
Brady's newest receiver. :lol:

http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bradyperfect.gif

The Patriot
12-22-2013, 09:12 PM
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/829099266.gif?1387760955

tube517
12-22-2013, 09:16 PM
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/829099266.gif?1387760955

:lol: Beat me to it.

http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/tom-brady-has-another-awkward-high-five-moment-122213

The Patriot
12-22-2013, 09:22 PM
:lol: Beat me to it.

http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/tom-brady-has-another-awkward-high-five-moment-122213

He's just not very good at high fives. :chuckle:

GBMelBlount
12-22-2013, 09:30 PM
I don't have it in me to bust on any team until we win a game ourselves. But Tom Brady is gay and fuck the Patriots. :heh:

Wow. That was uncalled for.













http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/227/960/tomy-brady-waterslide_crop_340x234.jpg?1306278386

Shoes
12-22-2013, 09:31 PM
Brady's newest receiver. :lol:

http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bradyperfect.gif


:toofunny: :toofunny::toofunny:

vader29
12-23-2013, 12:16 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2qu7oyv.jpg

vader29
01-19-2014, 12:17 PM
:toofunny:

http://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/8ccbdcebd58a0f71b437e06dbaedbf5ff09595259a4f3dcc13 6a888680b1b160_large

st33lersguy
01-19-2014, 01:23 PM
:toofunny:

http://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/8ccbdcebd58a0f71b437e06dbaedbf5ff09595259a4f3dcc13 6a888680b1b160_large

WTF?

steelerdude15
01-20-2014, 08:54 AM
:toofunny:

http://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/8ccbdcebd58a0f71b437e06dbaedbf5ff09595259a4f3dcc13 6a888680b1b160_large

:rofl2:

st33lersguy
01-20-2014, 04:51 PM
By the way nice performance by Brady against a defense that almost gave up 400 points this regular season

86WARD
01-20-2014, 07:39 PM
What streak is ovah? It's still going dude. Still haven't won anything since spygate and 2005...

vader29
02-07-2014, 01:20 PM
http://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1901746_278682048953577_868448570_n.jpg