Dwinsgames
09-11-2013, 07:44 AM
Due to
the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:
"Survivor - Texas-Style!"
The contestants will all start in Dallas,
drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to
Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El
Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will
go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14
bumper stickers which will read
1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For
Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted
For Obama"
6. " George Strait can’t sing"
7. " Elect Hillary In 2016"
8. " Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck
Schumer"
10. "Al Franken Is My Hero"
11. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
12. "It's Bush's Fault"
13. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion
And the last sticker is…
14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your
Guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive
wins..
the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:
"Survivor - Texas-Style!"
The contestants will all start in Dallas,
drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to
Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El
Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will
go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14
bumper stickers which will read
1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For
Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted
For Obama"
6. " George Strait can’t sing"
7. " Elect Hillary In 2016"
8. " Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck
Schumer"
10. "Al Franken Is My Hero"
11. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
12. "It's Bush's Fault"
13. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion
And the last sticker is…
14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your
Guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive
wins..