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NJarhead
03-15-2013, 06:52 AM
The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers.

"Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper handed Wilkens a large bag and continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkensdemanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

it's also pretty damn funny, HA!
bayz101
03-15-2013, 07:28 AM
That is so wrong! Hahaha!
GoSlash27
03-15-2013, 07:23 PM
Horrible? Or the BEST JOKE EVER??
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma4dtjsKua1qzgrwro2_500.jpg
43Hitman
03-15-2013, 07:51 PM
:lol:
86WARD
03-15-2013, 08:24 PM
I thnk COlbert and Tomlin just trumped your horrible joke with the signing of Matt Spaeth...
starc
03-16-2013, 08:49 AM
I think there is nothing horrible in this joke, as was warned the title. Infect I find it little interested, but unable to conclude it yet. So, anyone would help me understand that. . .?

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Hindes204
03-16-2013, 09:06 AM
I think there is nothing horrible in this joke, as was warned the title. Infect I find it little interested, but unable to conclude it yet. So, anyone would help me understand that. . .?


Ummmmm.........what?
NJarhead
03-19-2013, 10:19 AM
I think there is nothing horrible in this joke, as was warned the title. Infect I find it little interested, but unable to conclude it yet. So, anyone would help me understand that. . .?

:huh:


Ummmmm.........what?

:noidea:
43Hitman
03-19-2013, 03:48 PM
I think english is a second language for Starc. Like polamalubeast.
NJarhead
03-20-2013, 06:12 AM
I think english is a second language for Starc. Like polamalubeast.

Understood.

Starc, what I meant by "horrible" was "in poor taste....but funny."