stillers4me
07-28-2010, 06:56 PM
Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The Steeler fan turns to the Bengal fan and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. The Bengal fan says, "What, are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen."
The Steeler fan tells the second, "No, it's true. Let me prove it to you."
So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plunges toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator up to the bar.
The Bengals fan tells him, "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one‑time fluke."
The Steelers fan says, "No, I'll prove it again," and he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.
Once upstairs, he urges his fellow drinker to try it. The Bengals fan finally agrees.
"Well, what the hell, it works, I'll try it." So he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors and hits the side-walk with a splat.
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. The Bengal fan says, "What, are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen."
The Steeler fan tells the second, "No, it's true. Let me prove it to you."
So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plunges toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator up to the bar.
The Bengals fan tells him, "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one‑time fluke."
The Steelers fan says, "No, I'll prove it again," and he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.
Once upstairs, he urges his fellow drinker to try it. The Bengals fan finally agrees.
"Well, what the hell, it works, I'll try it." So he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors and hits the side-walk with a splat.
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."