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[venom]

An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually.He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things;but
nothing seems to work.So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says,"I can cure this."With that said,he throws a white powder in a flame,and there is a
flash with billowing blue smoke.Then he says,"this is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year.
All you have to do is say 123, and it shall rise for as long as you wish."

The man then asks,"What happens when it's over and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies,
"All you or your partner has to say is 1234,and it will go down.But be warned,it will not work again for another year."


The old gent rushes home,anxious to try his new powers and prowess.That night he is ready to surprise his
wife.He showers,shaves,and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne.After he gets into bed and is
lying next to her,he says,"123"

Suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie he has ever had,just as the medicine man had promised.His wife
who had been facing away from him,turns over and asks," why did you say 123 for?" :juggle:

[steelerdude15]

:chuckle: It took me a second, but I got it.

[NJarhead]

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,” This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' "

When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

[bayz101]

ROFL

[NJarhead]

Damn Venom, we posted the same joke at nearly the same time. Freaky. haha

[bayz101]

Venom posted that a couple months back, I think the threads we're just merged. Either way, HILARIOUS!

[venom]

I didnt want to say anything - people in New Jersey are alittle slow , lol

[bayz101]

:sofunny:

[NJarhead]

I didnt want to say anything - people in New Jersey are alittle slow , lol

Haha. Smart ass. I actually stole it from a Seahawk forum....which I don't think does me any justice on the topic of being from NJ and thus "slow." haha

[Devilsdancefloor]

It isnt the NJ part its the jarhead part that make erm yeah what venom said.... :boink: :boink: