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Vincent
07-09-2010, 06:56 PM
This was posted over at Steeler Nation.

The comedians turn on Obama (and make you smile)

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

So where were these ass@#$%s before the election?

st33lersguy
07-09-2010, 08:14 PM
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman



The same David Letterman that uttered that sexist joke to Sarah Palin? Even liberals see Obama as incompetant

venom
07-09-2010, 08:17 PM
The left leaning Letterman has jokes about NOBama ? Im shocked !!

ALLD
07-09-2010, 09:25 PM
I thought Obama would get a pass his entire first term. Personally, for as big of a screw up that he is, he is still breaking ground in other areas which accounts for something. I think he will also be the second richest African-American after Oprah when he leaves office. He is too obvious with his corruption. A more skilled politician would cover it up better.

SteelerEmpire
07-09-2010, 10:31 PM
The only thing that will keep Obama out of the White House for a 2nd term is a Republican opponent that's "perceived" to be worse... it can happen... lol...

7SteelGal43
07-10-2010, 12:10 PM
So where were these ass@#$%s before the election?


http://theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/head-up-ass.jpg

cold-hard-steel
07-15-2010, 11:13 AM
I thought this was a riot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NyvYwfZR38