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TroysBadDawg
07-08-2010, 03:55 PM
DISNEYLAND
Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the
Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT.
They started crying and turned around and went home.


FLORIDA OR MOON
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther
away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says
'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff,
'I wish you guys would get your act together.Just yesterday you
take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to
you!'

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts,
'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle
and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and
siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first
on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each
other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you
idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know.
We're going at night!'

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her
turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then
asked, 'Is it on or off?'

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded
by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO....,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!

TatarMongol
07-08-2010, 10:18 PM
Oh man. =) LOL

steelerdude15
07-09-2010, 12:26 AM
:chuckle: Those were pretty good.

kmsteelerwr15
07-09-2010, 12:40 AM
lol. Love blonde jokes and these dont disappoint

SirHulka
07-09-2010, 06:45 AM
Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?


Because blonde guys are dumb, too.

vasteeler
07-14-2010, 10:30 AM
Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?


Because blonde guys are dumb, too.

:rofl2:

venom
07-14-2010, 10:52 AM
Have you heard about the blonde virgin?


She hangs out with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus

tihmtahm
07-19-2010, 12:32 PM
Do you know how many blonde jokes there are in the world?

There's only 3... The rest are true stories.