zulater
01-17-2012, 12:24 PM
It's like they're playing "our song" and we're not allowed to even come to the party, let alone get up on the dance floor! :mad2:. What i mean by this is the AFC title game is our domain! Since the AFL-NFL merger the Steelers have appeared in the AFC title game 15 times! 1972, 74, 75, 76, 78, 79, 84, 94, 95, 97, 01, 04, 05, 08, and 10.
But obviously you've got to earn your way there, and this year injuries derailed the party, so we're going to have to grin and bear it. Of course it would be a little nicer if a team we could actually stomach was participating. But it is what it is. So giving what we've got, I've fantasized what to me would be the Steeler lovers ideal scenario for the game that we're stuck with.
To start I hate both team equally, so in one sense I couldn't care less who wins. So I'll just go with who I expect to win for the purpose of this fantasy. And that would be the Patriots, who have the better quarterback ( by several miles) and home field advantage.
So what I want is a quick kill, so all my Raven fan friends will have to endure 3 quarters or more of misery.:eyebrows: And more to the point I want John Harbaugh to have his filthy nose rubbed in it just like he did to the Steelers on opening day. :deadhorse: OK, so in my fantasy scenario the Patriots open up 28-0 by halftime. By mid 3rd quarter any chance the Ravens had goes out the door with a couple Flacco int's that are returned for TD's. 42-0 to start the 4th quarter.
History tells us that no matter what the score, no matter what makes sense, Bellichick will go full out Dick mode and have Brady not only still in the game, but passing on virtually every down. So with about 11 minutes to go , the game long since decided, someone on the Patriots line misses an assignment and T-Sizzle is left unblocked. :p Thuggs goes low and destroys Brady's knee. Not only will Brady miss the Super Bowl, also as a result of the hit his legs will be too ugly to model Giselle's metrosexual pantyhose line that was due to be released soon after the Super Bowl was over!
Of course Robert Kraft will be fuming over this. :mad2: Even though Sugg's hit was borderline cheap, and didn't even draw a flag at the time, Goodell will be forced to unveil his secret weapon that was designed to be unveiled in week 2 next season against James Harrison. That being The Buzz Light year suspension ( "to infinity and beyond!") So so long T-Sizzle! :high5:
In the aftermath, some of Ray Ray's Miami associates who were in attendance will mysteriously find access to the Patriots locker room ( Ray Ray of course had no hand in this :rolleyes:) where they will proceed to try to rough up The Hoodie. Thankfully one of Boston's finest will come along to break things up before any damage is done, but in the process will accidently mace Belicheat, who blinded will stumble out of the locker room and stagger down to Boston Harbor. Once there the local homeless populace will take one look at his attire assume he belongs, and adopt him into their ranks.
But obviously you've got to earn your way there, and this year injuries derailed the party, so we're going to have to grin and bear it. Of course it would be a little nicer if a team we could actually stomach was participating. But it is what it is. So giving what we've got, I've fantasized what to me would be the Steeler lovers ideal scenario for the game that we're stuck with.
To start I hate both team equally, so in one sense I couldn't care less who wins. So I'll just go with who I expect to win for the purpose of this fantasy. And that would be the Patriots, who have the better quarterback ( by several miles) and home field advantage.
So what I want is a quick kill, so all my Raven fan friends will have to endure 3 quarters or more of misery.:eyebrows: And more to the point I want John Harbaugh to have his filthy nose rubbed in it just like he did to the Steelers on opening day. :deadhorse: OK, so in my fantasy scenario the Patriots open up 28-0 by halftime. By mid 3rd quarter any chance the Ravens had goes out the door with a couple Flacco int's that are returned for TD's. 42-0 to start the 4th quarter.
History tells us that no matter what the score, no matter what makes sense, Bellichick will go full out Dick mode and have Brady not only still in the game, but passing on virtually every down. So with about 11 minutes to go , the game long since decided, someone on the Patriots line misses an assignment and T-Sizzle is left unblocked. :p Thuggs goes low and destroys Brady's knee. Not only will Brady miss the Super Bowl, also as a result of the hit his legs will be too ugly to model Giselle's metrosexual pantyhose line that was due to be released soon after the Super Bowl was over!
Of course Robert Kraft will be fuming over this. :mad2: Even though Sugg's hit was borderline cheap, and didn't even draw a flag at the time, Goodell will be forced to unveil his secret weapon that was designed to be unveiled in week 2 next season against James Harrison. That being The Buzz Light year suspension ( "to infinity and beyond!") So so long T-Sizzle! :high5:
In the aftermath, some of Ray Ray's Miami associates who were in attendance will mysteriously find access to the Patriots locker room ( Ray Ray of course had no hand in this :rolleyes:) where they will proceed to try to rough up The Hoodie. Thankfully one of Boston's finest will come along to break things up before any damage is done, but in the process will accidently mace Belicheat, who blinded will stumble out of the locker room and stagger down to Boston Harbor. Once there the local homeless populace will take one look at his attire assume he belongs, and adopt him into their ranks.