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SirHulka
07-07-2010, 08:36 AM
A man and a woman who had never met before,

but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a trans-continental train.




Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!................. That's a great idea!', he exclaimed..
'Good,' she replied.,,,,,,,,,,, ........'Get your

own damn blanket..'

After a moment of silence, .........................he farted.

The End