View Full Version : Surgeon's Preference

07-06-2010, 09:04 AM
(The Classics Never Die!)

Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.

The second responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.

The third surgeon says: No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon chimes in: You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:

You're all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.

Galax Steeler
07-07-2010, 05:13 AM
Good one LOL

07-08-2010, 10:09 PM