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siss
10-25-2011, 01:13 PM
I despise Tom Brady with a passion that rivals my love for the Steelers and our QB (you all know I am the head of his fan club). Here are some interesting facts about Mr. Brady.


(((((((((((((((THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY....I JUST REALLY DON'T LIKE TOM BRADY!))))))))))))))))

1. Tom Brady's wife carries his balls around in her purse.
2. He sold his man hood to marry the super model.
3. He is actually a she.
4. My son (the halftime baby) could beat up Tom Brady!
5. Tom Brady is also a monkey!

Feel free to add more facts about Ms. Brady.


Have I mentioned how much I despise him?

zulater
10-25-2011, 01:26 PM
Tom Brady is Roger Goodell's secret stepson.......... and lover.:love2:

steel9guy
10-25-2011, 01:32 PM
Tom Brady is a class A whiner. And a wimp. Ben takes 400000000000 times the hits brady takes and i don't see Ben crying about it.

BigNastyDefense
10-25-2011, 01:36 PM
Tom Brady secretly wears a skirt under his football uniform.

zulater
10-25-2011, 01:38 PM
Tom Brady secretly wears a skirt under his football uniform.

That's a secret?

salamander
10-25-2011, 01:58 PM
Tom Brady is gay.

GodfatherofSoul
10-25-2011, 02:39 PM
His milkshake brings all the goats to the yard.

suitanim
10-25-2011, 02:41 PM
Tom Brady would have these types of numbers if he played for the Steelers:

2785 passing yards, 7 TD's to 23 INT's, QBR of 70, and he'd have retired due to injury in 2005.

NJarhead
10-25-2011, 02:58 PM
On a football note, I found it interesting that the Giants beat him in the SB via the pass rush, but this these last two years he has struggled when the defense dropped 7 or 8 back into coverage. I wonder what we will do since we barely touched him last year and gave up well over 300 yards (mostly dump offs to the TE). In fact, the report I saw noted that in games he's struggled in, he was mostly successful when they blitzed. Hmmm

steel striker
10-25-2011, 03:02 PM
I despise Tom Brady with a passion that rivals my love for the Steelers and our QB (you all know I am the head of his fan club). Here are some interesting facts about Mr. Brady.


(((((((((((((((THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY....I JUST REALLY DON'T LIKE TOM BRADY!))))))))))))))))

1. Tom Brady's wife carries his balls around in her purse.
2. He sold his man hood to marry the super model.
3. He is actually a she.
4. My son (the halftime baby) could beat up Tom Brady!
5. Tom Brady is also a monkey!

Feel free to add more facts about Ms. Brady.


Have I mentioned how much I despise him?


I'm with ya Siss I can't stand Marsha!

Dino 6 Rings
10-25-2011, 03:14 PM
Tom Brady has hair plugs...in fact I think that's true...I read it on a blog on page 8 of a google search on the internet...must be true.

BigNastyDefense
10-25-2011, 03:53 PM
That's a secret?

My sources say he's been at least trying to keep it a secret.

The Patriot
10-25-2011, 04:08 PM
On a football note, I found it interesting that the Giants beat him in the SB via the pass rush, but this these last two years he has struggled when the defense dropped 7 or 8 back into coverage. I wonder what we will do since we barely touched him last year and gave up well over 300 yards (mostly dump offs to the TE). In fact, the report I saw noted that in games he's struggled in, he was mostly successful when they blitzed. Hmmm

Because it all has to do with if you can get to Brady or not. The Giants were getting pressure on Brady with a 3 or 4 man rush, and that allowed them to drop extra guys into coverage. Blitzing isn't always going to be effective against the Patriots offensive line.

Observe. :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jINQ9LZKfAc

Dino 6 Rings
10-25-2011, 04:55 PM
Da Patriot...almost missed ya :)

El-Gonzo Jackson
10-25-2011, 04:59 PM
Because it all has to do with if you can get to Brady or not. The Giants were getting pressure on Brady with a 3 or 4 man rush, and that allowed them to drop extra guys into coverage. Blitzing isn't always going to be effective against the Patriots offensive line.

Observe. :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jINQ9LZKfAc
First of all, you are correct in that if you can get pressure or collapse the pocket with 4 rushers, then you can make Brady uncomfortable.

Secondly, if you can play press coverage and challenge his short throws, then you can create turnovers like Buffalo did. All is challenging to do.

Finally, this video is of Miami...........Miami Dolphins. They could not beat the Toronto Argonauts right now.

vader29
10-25-2011, 06:42 PM
He likes to ride bikes. :chuckle:

http://i40.tinypic.com/35jwb4w.jpg

zulater
10-25-2011, 06:53 PM
He likes to ride bikes. :chuckle:

http://i40.tinypic.com/35jwb4w.jpg

When he rides a normal bike he likes to take the seat off before sitting down.

BigNastyDefense
10-25-2011, 07:19 PM
When he rides a normal bike he likes to take the seat off before sitting down.

OMG :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:: rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

tube517
10-25-2011, 07:20 PM
When he rides a normal bike he likes to take the seat off before sitting down.

:lol:

HometownGal
10-26-2011, 06:42 AM
Tom Brady is a shim.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/PGHLADYmlg/TomBradySkirt.jpg

salamander
10-26-2011, 07:22 AM
Tom Brady is a shim.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/PGHLADYmlg/TomBradySkirt.jpg

:puke:

86WARD
10-26-2011, 09:25 AM
Damn that's foul...

Steeldude
10-26-2011, 12:57 PM
brady sure is in your guys' heads.

beSteelmyheart
10-26-2011, 08:19 PM
A metro-sexual dork who can't dance to save his life...Poor thing. I bet his wife giggles about him behind his back, apologizing to her friends about him acting like an idiot. Again.

HometownGal
10-27-2011, 06:09 AM
brady sure is in your guys' heads.

Sort of like a certain Steeler who is in your head? :heh:

Steeldude
10-27-2011, 06:52 AM
Sort of like a certain Steeler who is in your head? :heh:

all of the steelers are in my head.

st33lersguy
10-30-2011, 11:18 PM
Here is a fact about Tom Brady, today he threw for less than 200 yards and led an offense that gained 213 yards. Most important, he LOST.

GoSlash27
10-31-2011, 05:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHEBZyYeKFQ

GoSlash27
10-31-2011, 04:31 PM
brady sure is in your guys' heads.
Oh, it's not just us. A guy that looks and acts like that should not be winning football games. Maybe the secret is in his throwing style...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWz9U0MtoI

st33lersguy
02-06-2012, 09:03 PM
He lost two superbowls, both to an inferior team

smokin3000gt
02-07-2012, 12:06 AM
He lost two superbowls in four years, both to an inferior team

Fixed it for ya..

st33lersguy
02-07-2012, 11:41 AM
Fixed it for ya..

Actually it was a span of 5 years

GoSlash27
02-17-2012, 04:51 PM
Tom Brady has an ingrown penis.

smokin3000gt
02-17-2012, 04:56 PM
Tom Brady has an ingrown penis.

yea and it's called a cl*t

smokin3000gt
02-17-2012, 04:57 PM
Actually it was a span of 5 years

good catch

GBMelBlount
03-01-2012, 10:09 AM
Tom Brady is a shim.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/PGHLADYmlg/TomBradySkirt.jpg

I could not figure out what was wrong with the picture until I saw the rolled up socks in his underwear.

venom
03-01-2012, 01:57 PM
I dont know if I missed it , but did someone mention that hes Gay ?

venom
05-08-2012, 10:20 AM
Last Night in NYC --- nice haircut asswipe !!

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/05/08/0508-tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-getty-1.jpg

smokin3000gt
05-08-2012, 10:58 AM
Last Night in NYC --- nice haircut asswipe !!

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/05/08/0508-tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-getty-1.jpg


Tom Brady getting ready before the event in NYC

http://shawnvanderlugt.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/swirly.jpg

st33lersguy
05-08-2012, 08:59 PM
Last Night in NYC --- nice haircut asswipe !!

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/05/08/0508-tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-getty-1.jpg

Nice hair Alfalfa

BlacknGoldBabe
05-09-2012, 03:41 AM
A metro-sexual dork who can't dance to save his life...Poor thing. I bet his wife giggles about him behind his back, apologizing to her friends about him acting like an idiot. Again.

Are you SURE it's an act??? :rofl: